My teenage granddaughter is going trick-or-treating this year and it has looked so much fun in years past. I was never able to go trick-or-treating when I was a child and I would like to see what it is like. Should I go trick-or-treating with my granddaughter? She hasn't asked me to go, but I sure would like to.
-Dorothy from Kansas
Unfortunately, I am unable to answer this question. Why? Because today marks a most glorious day in the observation of Independence Day (in Turkmenistan).
You see, on this day in history, Turkmenistan was freed of the oppressive yolk of the Soviet Union.
I know that you value my opinion on your issue, so I guarantee that I will address your problem, whatever it is, tomorrow. As for today, I must not touch technology so that I can show proper reverence for the sovereign nation of whatever country I mentioned earlier.
Enjoy your Turkmenstireshireton Independence Day!